This is a few years old, but if you've never heard these things, it's definitely worth taking a look at.

This guy create a jet engine and is using it to super cool his can of Guinness. Check it out on Asciimation

Well, I've avoided posting the last few rounds since they didn't come out any better. So here's to round 6, another failed attempt.

I'm going to get a new glass and a new spoon. I think these are the major parts of my problem. Or maybe I'd just make a horrible bartender!

So it's football Sunday, the first season games of the 2008. Aside from listening to the asshole commentators talk about how wonderful Brett Favre is, I'm going to attempt to get this damn black and tan pour right.

Has anyone tried one of these yet? I've heard they're making beer floats now, using some kind of stout or porter and any flavor ice cream you want.

I'm really anxious to try one of these. I'll probably go with some kind of chocolate ice cream over a stout, maybe a Guinness or a Highland Oatmeal Porter.

So after the first failed attempt at pouring the perfect black and tan, I figured it was worth another shot. Of course we all know how alcohol lowers one's inhibitions, so why not, I asked myself.

I gathered my ingredients. I grabbed my spoon.