black & tan

Pouring a perfect black and tan: My Sixth Attempt

Well, I've avoided posting the last few rounds since they didn't come out any better. So here's to round 6, another failed attempt.

I'm going to get a new glass and a new spoon. I think these are the major parts of my problem. Or maybe I'd just make a horrible bartender!

Pouring a perfect black and tan: My Third Attempt

Pouring a perfect black and tan: My Third Attempt

This glass has a damn label wrapped almost all the way around it. I can't tell if I did a good or bad job.

Pouring a perfect black and tan: My Third Attempt

Pouring a perfect black and tan: My Third Attempt

My third attempt at pouring the perfect black and tan.

Pouring a perfect black and tan: My Third Attempt

So it's football Sunday, the first season games of the 2008. Aside from listening to the asshole commentators talk about how wonderful Brett Favre is, I'm going to attempt to get this damn black and tan pour right.

Pouring a perfect black and tan: My Second Attempt

So after the first failed attempt at pouring the perfect black and tan, I figured it was worth another shot. Of course we all know how alcohol lowers one's inhibitions, so why not, I asked myself.

I gathered my ingredients. I grabbed my spoon.

My first black & tan; not the greatest.

My first black & tan; not the greatest.

It looks like flat Coca Cola. It tastes fine, but that's not good enough.

Guinness mixes with Bass; shitty!

Guinness mixes with Bass; shitty!

The Guinness mixed with the Bass. I was disappointed watching this all go down.